I think the real horror of this video is the possibility of a Jeffrey Dahmer x Slushi erotic fanfiction. So, kudos for that.

The only thing that doesn't add up is that Jeff was a homosexual.

Two of them? That's generous.

Farts are the pinnacle of humour.

Hot garbage, lol.
Very crowded screen, high CPU usage, heavy controls.

Fun facts:
Did you know that snails are hermaphrodite. During mating, snails will duel eachother with sharp calcium penises.
The losing snail gets to be mommy.

Thank you very much sir

*grabs power tools and guts up flash to get hold of the song*

I've been wondering for years what this mysterious song is, and only recently have I found it in its original form. I love it.

A bit too much bass.

Like the intro though.

Very nice...

...especially the bass ending.

So this is how the Slushi Simp Empire came to be.

Chikn's gaping mouth only makes me concerned of how he's gonna dispose of her body...

When you use Ghost Pepper instead of Bird's Eye...
No safe word or enough milk in the world to help now.

Edit: missed the opportunity of borrowing Slushi's Yaoi paddle.